FUBAR: Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
SNAFU: Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
MCSE: Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
MBA: Mediocre But Arrogant
PhD: Piled High and Deep
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
WWW: World Wide Wait
ATM: Another Technical Mistake
DOS: Defunct Operating System
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
LISP: Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parentheses
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
CA: Constant Acquisitions
PnP: Plug 'n' Pray
PC: Pretty Cheap
CD_ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
SCSI: System Can't See It
FORTRAN: Fortunately Our Readers Take Refreshers At Nightschool.
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industrial Acronyms
Macintosh: Most Applications Crush; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
MICRO$OFT: Mac Imitation from a Corrupt Roguish Organization Selling Only Faulty Technology
WINDOWS: Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space
RTFM: Replace The Fan Motor
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